Why I am not going to Wal Mart anymore

No, nothing related to the dinginess of the older SuperCenter nearby, or the long check outs, or slave labour (ALLEGED) at their Chinese subsidiaries, no those things are not enough. This is why: 'My first daddy died.' 'Really? That is sad. How did he die?' 'The zom-bees at Wal-Mart!' 'Zombies?!' Yeah looks like I am now a Target shopper!