So the Tulsan takes his girl and one of her friends to the Fox & Hound to watch the OU blowout. A few hours later - seven and eight drinks respectively - the lightweight gals are stone-cold sober. The Tulsan calls the mgr over to ask why the double Cape Cods are not working on the one gal and why the eight Long Island Iced Teas have left other lady remarkably clear-headed. Mumble mumble bullcrap in response. Oh well, there was a tab with his card so they paid up, but thought that you all needed to know.
